Media Trends Gifts

'I'll consider it serious, when the Sandra Fluke incident causes my good far-right Republican friends to start dropping me.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

La Table

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'There's nothing on.'

Keeping warm.

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Absolutely not!"

A Macaroni in 1772

TV-Man

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

Binge Watch

"That shirt is so last year."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'