Communication Trendsetter Gifts

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"National security adviser"

Mac OS 20

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

Teamwork

'Is this the new input device?'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Don't use live interviews as rehearsals-practise and prepare.

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

The Design Artiste

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.