Communication Trendsetter Gifts

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"National security adviser"

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Teamwork

'Is this the new input device?'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"Indeed - you're Mr. Gurkenman! After all the 200m meetings I remembered you much smaller!"

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

The Design Artiste

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Don't use live interviews as rehearsals-practise and prepare.

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."