Technology Trendsetter Gifts

When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"Which phone will make me look the busiest when eating alone at a restaurant?"

'I don't shake hands anymore. Would you please just scan my QR code?'

'As it turns out, going 'green' will cost a lot of green.'

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

"It's cool, but you kinda miss the trumpet fanfare, right?"Sign: "WELCOME JOSH!"

Leave it, I never answer the landline anymore

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

'We've replaced you with an app.'

'They bounce it off a satellite.'

"It took a few days to get used to the new Gmail - I guess we'll get used to this."

Flipping the Switch

"It's all on this flash drive. Colors, sizes. . ."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'It has my horoscope, heart rate and cholesterol level...but I'm sorry, I don't have the time.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'A spelling test? -- Surely they have software for that sort of thing!'

"I don't know why you have to upgrade your mobile every five minutes."

'And this was my first I-Phone.'

Mt Rushmore Selfie

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Ha Ha! Ha ha ha ha! What are you doing? We're watching one of our favorite movies. Technology has changed the meaning of some things, Ernie. When I was their age, seeing a film "on a mobile device" meant they were showing a movie on your airplane flight!

Sir, your latest research troubles me. It['s irrefutable. You and Armstrong regularly upgrade your devices at precisely the same time of the month. Your upgrade cycles are synchronized. Nonsense. That suggests I have no control over when I upgrade. I'm not some drone who upgrades without even thinking about ... uh oh. You were saying, drone?

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

La Table