Tech Trendsetters Gifts

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

'We'd like to christen him 2GR4T7VXS35. That way it'll be easier for him to get his own web domain name when he's older.'

Inappropriate Flower Giving

Baby Born with a QR code

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

"What do I see myself doing in 10 years? Downloading windows 20 on my iphone 18."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Mac OS 20

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Men's business romper.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Rap music

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

A Macaroni in 1772

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.