Tech Trendsetter Gifts

We accept only digital currency.

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'This selfie craze is getting out of hand.'

'I keep thinking this is going to be the app that changes everything for me.'

"Alexa give me one reason to get out of bed today."

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

The take-out drone

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

Computer Models.

'They've really advanced car software.'

Now Hiring! Artificial Intelligence A Plus!

'Here comes the new kid.'

"I got so fed up with dropped calls and no service, I bought my own cell tower and take it where ever I go."

"The only person you can dial is yourself."

School Uniforms

The man who turned up with last years laptop.

"Have you considered upgrading to a newer model fitness tracker? That might solve your backache problems."

' I think this 3D TV will take some getting used to, Dear!'

Product development says it's based on the latest technology.

'If Facebook is already replacing e-mail, then we should get started on a replacement for Facebook.'

'We don't call it planned obsolescence anymore, we call it an upgrade.'

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

'Are 3-D, high definition webinars really necessary?'

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Even our A.I. workers are required to wear pants."

'I love this new enhancement.'

"I didn't die. . . I just haven't been on social media much."

'Data Dude' magazine.

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'�5 per hour'

'It's out most advanced 'smartphone' the 'smartarse' phone.'

Almost fully automated airlines.

'I'm sorry but we're going to have to replace you with a human.'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'