Digital Trendsetter Gifts

'It's not your traditional report. I've done it in the form of a YouTube video.'

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

'AAAH! The new fall colors are out!'

Social Media

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

Impact of E-Commerce

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"We are now inviting passengers who have liked and shared our posts to preboard this flight."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Hmmm... to stay young and relevant to my readers, it's imperative I start praising Billie Eilish."

"Hold on. I've got a call on my other wrist..."

"Is it good or bad if our company is going viral?"

INSTAGRAM FEEDS MATTER

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Mac OS 20

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.