Digital Trendsetter Gifts

'It's not your traditional report. I've done it in the form of a YouTube video.'

"Jessica tells me you have a Twitter following in the six figures."

'AAAH! The new fall colors are out!'

Social Media

'No, I'm not a connoisseur, but I do have a website.'

Impact of E-Commerce

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"We are now inviting passengers who have liked and shared our posts to preboard this flight."

"Hmmm... to stay young and relevant to my readers, it's imperative I start praising Billie Eilish."

"Hold on. I've got a call on my other wrist..."

"Is it good or bad if our company is going viral?"

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'Is this the new input device?'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."