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When handing radiology over to artificial intelligence sounds appealing.

'It won't take bitcoins.'

"Which phone will make me look the busiest when eating alone at a restaurant?"

'I don't shake hands anymore. Would you please just scan my QR code?'

'As it turns out, going 'green' will cost a lot of green.'

"It's cool, but you kinda miss the trumpet fanfare, right?"Sign: "WELCOME JOSH!"

It seemed to Elsa that the advertising pop-ups become more and more intrusive day by day...

'We've replaced you with an app.'

'They bounce it off a satellite.'

"It took a few days to get used to the new Gmail - I guess we'll get used to this."

"It's all on this flash drive. Colors, sizes. . ."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'It has my horoscope, heart rate and cholesterol level...but I'm sorry, I don't have the time.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'A spelling test? -- Surely they have software for that sort of thing!'

"I don't know why you have to upgrade your mobile every five minutes."

'And this was my first I-Phone.'

Mt Rushmore Selfie

'Please bear with us until the power is restored, Mrs. Harris.'

"Just remember one thing. You wouldn't have your artificial intelligence without my actual intelligence."

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"Even the waiters here are organic."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Men's business romper.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!