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"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Easter Egg Delivery

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

"In this restaurant, quality control means I must approve every picture you take of the food."

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

Who's ready for pumpkin spice season?

New for Fall

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

December 24th and the December 26th.

'You're definitely a winter.'

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

The Official Talking Christmas Tree in Dress For Excess

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

"He says he's dressing up for summer."

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

"It's sugar, fat, gluten and lactose free...They say it will help you live longer."

"Seems to start earlier every year."

"He'll be a little late. He's working on his Wordle."