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The Pumpkin Spice Routes

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Snow flake

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"Like my new haircut?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

The Aging of Underwear

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

A cow with a Brazilian.

Lady imitating fashion

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"It's her first snowman."

"If they fit, we can return them."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

Unsuitable clothing.

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

Toy skier jumps from snow globe to miniature winter scene.

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'