Seasonal Fad Follower Pillows

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Snow flake

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"Like my new haircut?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

The Aging of Underwear

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

A cow with a Brazilian.

Lady imitating fashion

"It's her first snowman."

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"If they fit, we can return them."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

Unsuitable clothing.

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"