Follower Of Fads Pillows

'Mom, Dad, I think it's time for me to get out there and follow everyone else.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Advocado

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Like my new haircut?"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

The Aging of Underwear

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

Lady imitating fashion

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

Popeye Switches to Kale.

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"