Follower Of Fads Mugs

'Mom, Dad, I think it's time for me to get out there and follow everyone else.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Advocado

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Spontaneous Kombucha

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Like my new haircut?"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

The Aging of Underwear

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Sales - "For the last time, stop saving us money." (Colour)

A cow with a Brazilian.

'Here you are Dear, here's a fiver. Go in there and have them make you look like a million dollars.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

Lady imitating fashion

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"If they fit, we can return them."

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

Loom Bands Craze: 'It's supposed to be a bracelet, Mum.'

Popeye Switches to Kale.

"I agree, a national conversation on privacy is wait! Yum...I've gotta share these pix!"