Internet Fad Follower Mugs

'I'm glad that guy calling for Fenton and Jesus Christ has finally shut up.'

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

'We lose more productivity to viral internet memes than we do to actual viruses.'

"So, explain this photobomb concept one more time."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Studies show foods work miracles!

Eldrow

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"Like my new haircut?"

Spontaneous Kombucha

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Final words on gravestones.

"What are you doing?"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"This afternoon, we'll be turning our attention to Guess jeans."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Giraffe Selfie

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"Not until you've arranged your pillows."

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"Which 'ism' am I this week, Ms. Trotter?"