Food Fad Follower Pillows

Popeye Switches to Kale.

Organic Broccoli. . . Pimped Out Broccoli.

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Where do we put Desserts?"

There's a sky full of bloated women counting on you to produce a pro-biotic yoghurt like you've never produced before!

"Remember when all we had to worry about was gluten?"

"And the best part of grinding their bones to make your bread - totally gluten free!"

"Give us this day our daily gluten-free sliced white ciabatta."

"Last night I had a dream that everything I ate, drank or touched was pumpkin spice. . ."

"Enlightenment can only come when you realize there is more to life than gluten free hot sauce."

Bar None

Spontaneous Kombucha

"You are so annoying!! Do you really have to upload pictures of your food to instagram?"

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Your mother eats all the wrong foods."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Can you believe this? Now some food faddists want 'nectar-free' honey.'

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

Goldilocks and the Three Avocados

"What do you mean 'Gluten-free'?"

"Grass-fed, organic, free-range – it hardly even died."

"Well, so much for antioxidants."

Hoax Ethnic Food

Mother Nature's Health Foods

"Today's bid story is eggplant."

Queen of Quinoa

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."