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"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

Easter Egg Delivery

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

The Pumpkin Spice Routes

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

"I can't remember if I'm off red meat, or eating nothing but red meat."

"In this restaurant, quality control means I must approve every picture you take of the food."

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

'Maybe there's a winter fashion?'

New for Fall

December 24th and the December 26th.

"Check out this app. It let's you substitute other vegetables for your nose."

'You're definitely a winter.'

Pumpkin Spice Petrol.

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

"He'll be a little late. He's working on his Wordle."

"I do love summer. . . but, there's something about being in a sweatshirt again."

"Seems to start earlier every year."

"It's sugar, fat, gluten and lactose free...They say it will help you live longer."

If it had been today...