Furniture Trends Gifts

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

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"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Keeping warm.

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"The knights of the round accent table"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"Surprise!"

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

"Absolutely not!"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Adam and Eve in the garden of Sweden'

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'