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'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'Since when has 'builders bum' been fashionable?'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

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Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Absolutely not!"

A Macaroni in 1772

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Rap music

Emergency Hipster Beard

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"That shirt is so last year."

Vivienne Westwood

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '