Style Trends Prints

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

'Since when has 'builders bum' been fashionable?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Absolutely not!"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Rap music

Keeping warm.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

On Aug. 3, 1992, the Moon rose over the horizon wearing heavy eye-liner and mohawk. Fortunately it was just a phase.

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

'Miss Raleigh. I'm studying megatrends. Bring me some megavitamins.'

Old hippie gives peace sign.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"That shirt is so last year."

'Teens are like trees, you can chart their growth by the number of rings.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"There are days when I wish we'd never agreed to him changing his spots"

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Two Eggs Any Style