Creative Painters Pillows

Prisoner Painting With Food

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'My first camera'

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Jackson Pollock as a child

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

Symbolism for Artists

Save the tree.

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

Making Christmas Decorations

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

"there's an app for that."

Wallpapering 5

Action shot portrait.

Painting.

"Remember how we used to put nice little smiles on their faces?"

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"

'We're having the whole place done over in pistachio!'

'Tell me about your drawing.'

Kid spray painting a snowman.

'CLEAR!' ''Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the Dental Office.'