Paintings Gifts

"Yes, but is it art?"

'Then he realized that he was bi-sexual!'

Dog waiting for ball to bounce outside of painting,

Under Canvas

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

At the Museum

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

Jack of all trades

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

International Women's Day

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Madonna of the Pukes.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Paul Klee

The Artist

"Cat box"