Paintings Gifts

"Yes, but is it art?"

'Then he realized that he was bi-sexual!'

Dog waiting for ball to bounce outside of painting,

Under Canvas

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Jack of all trades

At the Museum

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

International Women's Day

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Paul Klee

"Cat box"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Can You Spot the Differences?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

The Artist

My First Camera

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."