Art And Painting Gifts

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Larry's used art

Copycats

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Jack of all trades

At the Museum

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

International Women's Day

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The Artist

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Paul Klee

"Cat box"

My First Camera

Robert Fripp