Art Gifts

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

The Neapolitan Museum of Art

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."

The Thinker and the Doer.

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

Have a day.

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'Smile - it's Van Gogh.'

Creation of Wine

Octopus Shadow Puppets

This is your brain on cartoons

"I've invented the wheel but I don't want anybody to know about it yet."

Salvador Dali - Memorial Park

"You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Modern art: I call it Procrastination.

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'Brad, you really must do something about that acne.'

The Suppressed Paintings of Cavewomen

"Well, if doodling all day is busy, I was busy."

"My job is in finance. This is just my hobby."

"That would look really good in my office."

"Enough storyboarding. Let's shoot something."

"Maybe it needs a caption."

"Ah, to be young again."

No soliciting - especially if it's for a good cause.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'It's either very good or very bad.'

Hipster Island

"So, if I'm the only art teacher, does that mean I'm head of the department?"

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"We need either bigger needles or smaller camels."