Art Gifts

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

The Neapolitan Museum of Art

"For Heaven's sake, why don't you go outdoors and trace something?"

Attorney At Law: Today's special - Bankruptcy and Divorce. Two for the price of one.

Have a day.

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

'Smile - it's Van Gogh.'

Creation of Wine

Octopus Shadow Puppets

This is your brain on cartoons

"I've invented the wheel but I don't want anybody to know about it yet."

"You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

Modern art: I call it Procrastination.

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'Brad, you really must do something about that acne.'

The Suppressed Paintings of Cavewomen

"My job is in finance. This is just my hobby."

"Well, if doodling all day is busy, I was busy."

"That would look really good in my office."

"Enough storyboarding. Let's shoot something."

"Maybe it needs a caption."

No soliciting - especially if it's for a good cause.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

"Ah, to be young again."

Hipster Island

'It's either very good or very bad.'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"Today's gonna be different- I can feel it!"

"We need either bigger needles or smaller camels."

"So, if I'm the only art teacher, does that mean I'm head of the department?"

"This explains the p***s we saw downstairs."

ARISTOTLE WITH A BUST OF HOMER: