Visual Arts Gifts

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Opticians - "The business recovery plan from our accountants - make the sign bigger."

Designer Eye Tests - "Times new Roman, Garamond, Courier, Comic Sans, and Arial."

Teenage Vegetables

"People...do you FINALLY understand the concept of 'Visual Narrative?'"

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

"Action! And this time believe!"

'Look, I just expect more from a muse.'

Dog'e eye test.

Closing Laugh Optician

Bicycle Pie Chart

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

Water scarcity

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

'Sorry, I have a picture of a car on the other side.'

"The catalogue's no help, it just says 'we haven't a clue either'."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News

Man crouches over to read plaque.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'Sales are still bad, but notice how cool everything looks with the 3-D glasses.'

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

'U still owe me nine hundred dollars'

"Caricatures $20"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Welcome to Lakeveille, home of Lance McDoogle, world's slowest sign painter. He's been working on this one since 1954 and he's still not finish. . .

Imagine

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Great visual support.'

The Cremaster Cycle

'I believe 10% of men are bald.' - 'Yes the 10% is this bit on top of the head.'

Eye Test

Writer's Block: Actors, Dancers and Visual Artists Only.