Visual Art Gifts

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Action collaging

A man tightrope walks on the horizon line.

Clockwise from top left: One, Two, Four, Three.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

They hated me.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

At the Museum

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

International Women's Day

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Paul Klee

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Cat box"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

The Artist

"Guess who brought king cake!"

International Women's Day.