Visual Art Prints

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Action collaging

A man tightrope walks on the horizon line.

Clockwise from top left: One, Two, Four, Three.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

They hated me.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

Copycats

At the Museum

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

International Women's Day

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Madonna of the Pukes.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"Cat box"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Paul Klee

The Artist

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"