Art Viewing Gifts

'The impressionists always bring a tear to my eye.' - 'I hate them too.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Candle Portraits.

Painting taking root...

It's a call from Tate modern.

Picasso: The Early Years

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

Creation of Red Wine

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Art Gallery.

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'You're no Pollock.'

"I could do that."

Instant art

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

"Who's the artist?"

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Tracey Emin - Private view.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"I'm expected to write a good review of this stuff... So here I go with some confusing art rhetoric."

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."