Viewing Art Gifts

'This painting makes no sense. Where are the directions?'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Painting taking root...

Picasso: The Early Years

Rodin's Browser

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Art Gallery.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'You're no Pollock.'

Instant art

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Tracey Emin - Private view.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"I collect art. Or trash, depending on your point of view."

"This is the show, Madam."

'Look Larry, this one has air coming out of it!'

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

'Lovely private view . . . must come again to see the pictures.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

A caveman art exhibition

'He really captured her in this one.'

Artist.

Lady pulls lift dial down with her umbrella.

'What dynasty is that from?' 'Ming.'

The Consultant.