Viewing Art Pillows

'This painting makes no sense. Where are the directions?'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Painting taking root...

Picasso: The Early Years

Rodin's Browser

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Art Gallery.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Instant art

'You're no Pollock.'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Tracey Emin - Private view.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"I collect art. Or trash, depending on your point of view."

Liking a Painting

"This is the show, Madam."

'Look Larry, this one has air coming out of it!'

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

'Lovely private view . . . must come again to see the pictures.'

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

A caveman art exhibition

'He really captured her in this one.'

Artist.

'What dynasty is that from?' 'Ming.'

The Consultant.