Art Viewing Pillows

'The impressionists always bring a tear to my eye.' - 'I hate them too.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Painting taking root...

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Art Gallery.

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'You're no Pollock.'

"I could do that."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Instant art

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

Unfinished Masterpiece.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"Who's the artist?"

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

Tracey Emin - Private view.

"I collect art. Or trash, depending on your point of view."

"I like it, it takes me back to my childhood."