Artistic Illustrations Gifts

'Okay folks, this is as high as we go.'

Occu-Pie Mars

The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Cariactures

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Where Indian ink came from.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Honest Vending

Bubble gum leaves

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Apple Pie Abduction

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."