Illustration Art Gifts

"Finally! A distraction from my inner demons."

Medical Curiosities

Occu-Pie Mars

The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Cariactures

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Where Indian ink came from.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Rapunzel in the Morning

Apple Pie Abduction

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Bubble gum leaves

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

Honest Vending

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'