Illustrations Gifts

Fire hydrant peeing on a dog

'I didn't think I would make it - the traffic was terrible.'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

'I need a quick fun way to get my message across.'

Two gossiping women talk about someone behind her back.

'You're all fired for incompetence!'

"You can call me Andy. What can I call you?"

That's not a sheep … hey, maybe I'm not a sheep.

Stil Bloody Waiting Room

"Fetch it yourself."

Things we need to acknowledge

Earl's job is to replace the bulb in the light at the end of the tunnel.

It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.

'No matter how many eggs I give away, they won't let me forget I lost that race to the tortoise!'

Thanks for Smoking

Dragon and Dragoff

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

"Oh no, it's the lardy of the lake."

Bethelehem Billboard.

'Yes, just the one torch. We're eco-townsfolk.'

'Darling, don't be paranoid. I swear I'm not in bed with another woman.'

Thief on Royal Mail train - "Hi - I'm on the gravy train."

The little old lady who lived in a shoe in Antarctica.

'Are you made of sugar?'

Snake / Spider Phobia!

The angel who managed to catch his halo as he fell from his cloud

Giant wants his shoe back.

"It was one of these light bulb moments! I now carry a water pistol to defend myself against the cat..."

"The tunnel at the end of the light!"

Snail Divorce Court

"They never look as good as they do in the photos."

"I always let them run around for a bit after the execution!"

The Gnu Gnormal