Illustrations Gifts

Fire hydrant peeing on a dog

'I didn't think I would make it - the traffic was terrible.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Where bikini wax comes from.

'You're all fired for incompetence!'

'I need a quick fun way to get my message across.'

Sun-Flower/Butter-Cup.

"I'm afraid, Mr. Cottontail, that all that hopping down the bunny trail has taken a toll on your hips."

Two gossiping women talk about someone behind her back.

"You can call me Andy. What can I call you?"

"Fetch it yourself."

That's not a sheep … hey, maybe I'm not a sheep.

Earl's job is to replace the bulb in the light at the end of the tunnel.

Things we need to acknowledge

Stil Bloody Waiting Room

It was then that F-150 realized he was no longer the new model.

Dragon and Dragoff

"This is actually a cartoon about lemmings - just wait for it."

Thanks for Smoking

No money.

'No matter how many eggs I give away, they won't let me forget I lost that race to the tortoise!'

"It's an emergency, I'll build a wall!"

"Is that you Mildred?"

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

Bethelehem Billboard.

"Oh no, it's the lardy of the lake."

Giant wants his shoe back.

'Yes, just the one torch. We're eco-townsfolk.'

'Darling, don't be paranoid. I swear I'm not in bed with another woman.'

Thief on Royal Mail train - "Hi - I'm on the gravy train."

The little old lady who lived in a shoe in Antarctica.

'Are you made of sugar?'

Snake / Spider Phobia!

The angel who managed to catch his halo as he fell from his cloud