Creative Illustrations Gifts

Moses parts water on the fairways.

Cat being ambushed by mice.

The Art Student.

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Cariactures

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Bubble gum leaves

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Apple Pie Abduction

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Pastries and Candy

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

Honest Vending

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."