Iillustration Gifts

'On a global scale, women tend to migrate rather from east to west...or like birds do, from north to south...'

The Art Student.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Cariactures

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Where Indian ink came from.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Rapunzel in the Morning

Bubble gum leaves

Pastries and Candy

Honest Vending

Apple Pie Abduction

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

'My medical school believed laughter is the best medicine.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'