Oceanic Oil Painter Gifts

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

'Another nice wave.'

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

The Hudson River School of Art.

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

The synchronized shower event.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Rainbow violin surfers

'Say, this is interesting.'

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"What kind of naval blockade is this?"

Mona Lisa Laughs At Viewer

He had the idea after visiting the aquarium.

Starving Artist

Goldfish

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

Violinist on a surfboard

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Diver disguised as a fish

"Not a problem Miss: If it's too tight, I'll open it up a bit for you..."

Ronald couldn't grasp his instructor's insistence on his using oils rather than his preferred medium, watercolour.

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

Surfer holds an umbrella to keep dry.

"I'm not sure I brought enough blue."

A parrot misdemeanour sees some plank walking action.

'I hate it when my paint runs.'

Fly fishing

'Foreign exchange student.'

"Can you get a bit off - the last three ships you did went down head first."

Knitting an anchor