Paint Spill Enthusiast Gifts

"Oops!"

Face painting.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Jackson Pollock Studio

Raphael

'Do I have to be creative?'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Hazards of mouse painting

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Artist Retrospective.

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Alberto Giacometti.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'You never smile at me like that!'

Artist, painting graphs.

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'