Paint Splatter Specialist Gifts

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

Face painting.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Jackson Pollock Studio

'Do I have to be creative?'

Raphael

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

A holiday at home

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Cooking With Pollock.

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

Monet. Do they have paintings by other artists? Of course, Money isn't everything! (Published originally on Sept. 23, 2013.)

Steadman - The Early Years.

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

Artist, painting graphs.

Jackson Pollock.

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Dali Paints His Dreams

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

"Darnit. Ruined another one."