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'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

Face painting.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Jackson Pollock Studio

'Do I have to be creative?'

Raphael

A holiday at home

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Swimming Champion.

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

Artist, painting graphs.

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

The art of painting

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

"Darnit. Ruined another one."