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'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Face painting.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Jackson Pollock Studio

A holiday at home

Swimming Prankster

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

Swimming Champion.

'We spoil that dog.'

Ceiling painter with an umbrella.

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

'I need something to spill.'

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

"Oh no!"

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

"Say when!"

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Graffiti Artists.

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Creative Differences.

'This is ornithology - Arts next door!'

'Yeah...very nice but I still think you're spoiling him.'

A recurring problem in Van Gogh's later years.

'I'm beggining to regret ever getting you an adult colouring book.'