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'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Swimming Prankster

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

To prevent geese from flying toward its planes, Jupiter Airlines made some key design changes,

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"They call me the king of railroad salvage - 'they' being my wife, actually."

Swimming Champion.

'We spoil that dog.'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Safety first - be aware of what is around you.

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

Polly's 217 Years' Birthday Party was very Successful until Mrs. Wilson lit the Birthday Cake

'I need something to spill.'

"Oh no!"

"I failed driver's ed....Apparently there's like this rule about rear-ending a police car!"

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

This place is crawling with backstabbers, but they don't worry me.

Now do you see the point of regular electrical checks?

Dive in...

Brains on the field.

Rudy, it's come to my attention you've spilled 348 gallons of coffee and tea. What? I did not! I'm talking over the course of the last 16 years. Don't bother denying it, every time you've spilled a drop, Gunther measured it. Gunther? Who's Gunther? That's what I named him. He came here on a low-skilled work visa. He's been working under the floorboards ever since it expired. Very bad man.

'Yeah...very nice but I still think you're spoiling him.'

"Don't worry, I have another savings for your treats."

A bureaucrat works under fear of punishment.

'Gerald's fairly stoic about this flooding business.'

"I don't know - the EPA was here when I left last night."