Flood Expert T-Shirts

Anchor holding house 'Damp, what damp?'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Building Site - Life Jackets must be worn.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Climate Change Contingency House

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

"Hi, I'm your new neighbour. I work as a maintenance engineer on the Thames Flood Barrier."

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

Next train: Deluged

Flooding

'Quite a downpour wasn't it?'

Mexico braces for more floods.

Water Department Flood

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

'I Keep Thinking it's Somerset.'