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'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

'Looks like they're expecting floods again.'

A Hole in the Dike

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Okay, Noah...I'm going to tell you again. Listen very carefully this time.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Climate Change Contingency House

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

Honey, wake up

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

'Something on a floodplain, preferably.'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'Quite a downpour wasn't it?'

Next train: Deluged

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

'Bernie, sell my insurance stocks! Buy boat companies!'

Flooding

Water Department Flood

Mexico braces for more floods.

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

"Ease up on the gas you're flooding it."

"Hargrove, what's all this I hear about your living in constant fear of the polar ice caps melting?"

'What with global warming and all, I'm sure he'll come down on his asking price.'