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'I've been plagued with worry over rising water levels, so...'

'Looks like they're expecting floods again.'

A Hole in the Dike

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Climate Change Contingency House

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'It's the Environment Agency. They're sending a leaflet on how to grow gills.'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

'Oy! Don't you realise there's a hosepipe ban?'

'Something on a floodplain, preferably.'

'Did I or did I not say, no woodworm?!'

'Well, stop watching him if it makes you stress over flood insurance.'

Water Department Flood

'My basement is flooded, so I figure, why stay home and stand in water when I can go fly fishing instead?'

'Quite a downpour wasn't it?'

Mexico braces for more floods.

Next train: Deluged

'Bernie, sell my insurance stocks! Buy boat companies!'

Flooding

"No doubt you're asking yourself, what are hatches? And how the heck does one go about battening them down?"

"Ease up on the gas you're flooding it."

"Hargrove, what's all this I hear about your living in constant fear of the polar ice caps melting?"

'What with global warming and all, I'm sure he'll come down on his asking price.'

'I see it as a response to flood warnings.'