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'I need something to spill.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

The Perfect Cannonball

Swimming Prankster

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Office Park

Water power.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"I think the milk's off!"

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Swimming Champion.

'We spoil that dog.'

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

"Oh no!"

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

World water shortage

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

Water Department Flood

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"Today we learned about multitasking while I was passing notes, giggling with Bryan, and making spitballs."

High board diver divining for the water.

A bureaucrat works under fear of punishment.