Splash Specialist T-Shirts

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

Swimming Champion.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Dive in...

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Swimming

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The Perfect Cannonball

Swimming Prankster

'Distracting the fish.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Office Park

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Water Slide

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Is it labor day already?'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'