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'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

High board diver divining for the water.

Shark in the water polo pool.

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Frog in the puddles.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Swimming Prankster

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Water Slide

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Swimming Champion.

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

Artist Misses the Point

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

'Is it labor day already?'