Splash Master Prints

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

High board diver divining for the water.

Shark in the water polo pool.

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

The Perfect Cannonball

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Frog in the puddles.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Water Slide

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Artist Misses the Point

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'