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'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Steak Ted?'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

Desert Island BBQ

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

His New Grillfriend

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Filet minion

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"You like yours well done, right?"

Burnt or Raw?

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

The Perfect Cannonball

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Men's cooking'