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"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

Out and In.

Face painting.

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

The Perfect Cannonball

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'This is my natural habitat.'

'Happy now?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

Untidy bedroom

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Accounting: Desk trays - 'Accounts receivable' and 'Accounts deceivable'.

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

Irritable gentleman disturbed by a bluebottle

Accountants can be fun!

Bill couldn't explain it but every day around 3 o'clock he would hit the wall.

'Who messed up my workbench?!'

'I was interested to see that you're living in a complete pigsty. Ours isn't quite finished yet.'

"Can I help it if my pen leaks!"

"One day, many years from now, we'll look back at this and laugh."

"How many times have I told you not to play mechanic under the car."

'That's it boy! Find the floor!'

Man throwing food on floor in the excitement of a goal