Spill Master Gifts

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Counting ribs

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Steak Ted?'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Desert Island BBQ

His New Grillfriend

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Filet minion

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"You like yours well done, right?"

Burnt or Raw?

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'Men's cooking'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'