Spillologist Gifts

'I need something to spill.'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Swimming Prankster

The Perfect Cannonball

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

Office Park

'He's majoring in cave hydrology with, obviously, the ultimate aim of being a caveman like his Dad.'

Water power.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"I think the milk's off!"

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Swimming Champion.

'We spoil that dog.'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

"Oh no!"

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

Algebra Research Center: Come In We're Slopin'

World water shortage

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

Woodworkers Club Meeting, Room 23. Splinter Group, Room 24.

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"Today we learned about multitasking while I was passing notes, giggling with Bryan, and making spitballs."

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Water Department Flood

High board diver divining for the water.